Weather

Spring 2026 Forecast

The snowbanks are shrinking, the river is loosening its grip on winter, and across Cinniapolis, the early signals of spring are beginning to register. CNPS-TV Meteorology forecasters are projecting a gradual warm-up through late March, with daytime temperatures climbing into the 50s before more consistent 60-degree stretches arrive in April. As is tradition, that progression will not be linear. Expect frequent rain, sometimes theatrical, as … Continue reading Spring 2026 Forecast

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Sports

Barry Linsington Expelled From Cinni State

In a decision sending shockwaves through the campus community, Cinniapolis State University announced yesterday that student-athlete Barry Linsington has been formally expelled, effective immediately. The announcement, delivered through the Cinniapolis State University Board of Regents, cited “repeated violations of the Student Conduct Code” and a “pattern of behavior incompatible with university standards.” While no single incident is listed as the sole cause, the university characterized … Continue reading Barry Linsington Expelled From Cinni State

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Weather

Mid-Term Winter 2025 Forecast

As the calendar inches toward March and winter’s gusts continue to rattle downtown windows, local forecasters are painting a finish to winter 2025 that’s equal parts classic Winter cold and Spring thaw. The CNPS-TV Meteorology team released its re-projected winter outlook this week, and forecasters describe it as “weeks of contrasts” — with bursts of deep freeze potential interspersed with milder temperatures teasing residents with … Continue reading Mid-Term Winter 2025 Forecast

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Technology

EyeSky Drone Fire Fleet Now Fully Operational in Cinniapolis

The low mechanical hum now heard above Cinniapolis neighborhoods is not traffic, weather, or that of aging power lines. It is the sound of Cinniapolis’s new fire fighting force. As of January 1st, the city’s fully automated, all-drone firefighting fleet officially went live, marking the end of human-based fire response and the beginning of what city officials describe as a “precision-based, liability-aware, efficiency-maximized emergency era.” … Continue reading EyeSky Drone Fire Fleet Now Fully Operational in Cinniapolis

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Top Stories

Tainted Candy Cane Supply Chain Sparks Regional Holiday Shortage

What began as a quiet rumor in corner bodegas earlier this week has now escalated into a full-scale regional holiday crisis. A tainted candy cane supply chain forced emergency recalls, triggering shortages from Walesburg to downtown Cinniapolis and leaving parents, bakers, and peppermint purists scrambling. According to early reports from the City Council, inspectors detected an “off-profile compound” in a shipment of imported bulk peppermint, … Continue reading Tainted Candy Cane Supply Chain Sparks Regional Holiday Shortage

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Business

Black Friday Sales Slumps to Historic Low as Walesburg Draws Shoppers Away

The numbers came in just after dawn, carried not by courier nor clerk but by the hollow quiet in the shopping districts themselves. Black Friday, once the unofficial civic holiday in Cinniapolis, a day when parking lots filled before sunrise and shopkeepers brewed coffee strong enough to wake the ghost of Ray Cinniapolis, registered the lowest sales in recorded city history. Merchants across Reunion, Centralis, … Continue reading Black Friday Sales Slumps to Historic Low as Walesburg Draws Shoppers Away

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Business

Corn Shortage Squeezes Cinniapolis

Thanksgiving may still be three weeks away, but the sound of panic is rustling through town, and it’s not coming from the local turkeys. Cinniapolitans are facing what local grocers are calling “the tightest corn supply in a generation,” thanks to what many describe as a perfect storm of market cornering, small-town hoarding, and alleged greed radiating out of neighboring Walesburg. At the center of … Continue reading Corn Shortage Squeezes Cinniapolis

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Special Report

Ghost of Ray Cinniapolis Reported Along Lake Sinnissippi as Unexplained Tides Continue

Residents along Lake Sinnissippi are reporting multiple sightings of what they describe as the ghost of Ray Cinniapolis, the city’s namesake industrialist, coinciding with a series of unexplained nighttime tidal waves that have damaged property and eroded several sections of shoreline. Local authorities confirmed that at least four separate wave events have occurred since late September, each between 2:00 a.m. and 3:30 a.m. Multiple witnesses … Continue reading Ghost of Ray Cinniapolis Reported Along Lake Sinnissippi as Unexplained Tides Continue

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Top Stories

Lake Sinnissippi Whispers Again: Strange Fish and Fallout Rain

The waves were not the end. Those who thought the great nighttime surges of Lake Sinnissippi would fade into rumor have now been met by fresh signs that the story is only beginning. Fishermen who cast their lines this week along the south shore pulled up creatures that seemed to have come from a dream half-remembered, or a nightmare best forgotten. Their eyes, too large, … Continue reading Lake Sinnissippi Whispers Again: Strange Fish and Fallout Rain

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Weather

Autumn 2025 Forecast

The last of the cicadas are finishing their August songs, the school band has returned to the football stands, and the CNPS-TV weather team is forecasting Autumn 2025 as the Golden Season due the immense sunlight forecasts keeping temps summer-like while the leaves go from green to gold. Although, Autumn 2025 in Cinniapolis will not arrive in a hurry. Fran Dimple, the CNPS-TV meteorologist who … Continue reading Autumn 2025 Forecast

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